Something Witty and Sarcastic

whatbigotspost:

soberscientistlife:

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Always nice when math helps make it all the more clear how ridiculously reasonable the worker demands are.

This is what the studios have brought everything to a grinding halt for.

thatoneidiotyoulovesomuch:

If you watched

  • Danny Phantom
  • Winx Club
  • Barbie Movies
  • Monster High
  • Ever After High
  • H20 Just Add Water

You are some flavor of queer. I don’t make the rules sorry!

emotion-deluxe:

Tested positive for being a lovely and handsome yet sleepy boy

autismbarbie:

if st5 doesnt give lucas sinclair the happiest of all endings im throwing rocks at the duffers let me make that clear

sabertoothwalrus:

happy disability pride month to people with BFRB’s (body focused repetitive behaviors) like dermatillomania, trichotillomania, nail biters, etc

BFRB’s are so hard to spread awareness and positivity for because, at least for me, mentioning skin-picking, hair-pulling etc can often just be triggering 😩 but know there’s no shame, and they’re SO much more common than you think. I have so many ADHD friends come up to me later and say “YOU have trich too??” and like. It’s so nice knowing we’re not alone in this, it just doesn’t get talked about often.

jade-doodles-questionmark:

i-am-the-broken-bride:

overlord-puffin:

bob-belcher:

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Reverse socks

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my hand slipped :)

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OK I know none of you followed me for this but please just let me have this one

jeeyonshim:

Guess who taught himself how to open the rice cooker and woke me up by screaming in between mouthfuls of hot rice

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the-haiku-bot:

celestialyearning:

july-19th-club:

seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you’re done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything

start rallying for the four day, six hour-day workweek, kids

we don’t NEED to be at work 40 hrs a week

that is an abusive leftover from the Victorian age

thanks to advances in automation and technology, in the 1960s it was estimated we’d be working four days a week by 2000

in the 80s, it dropped down to THREE days a week by 2000

in the 80s,

it dropped down to THREE days a

week by 2000

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

rotisseries:

rotisseries:

i don’t think a fanfiction should need a plot I think you should just be able to have two gay little freaks and some vibes

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stop it guys

jawsstone:

theunvanquishedzims:

gretchensinister:

I need people to understand…that if you believe in paying people a livable hourly wage…most hand-knitted clothing should cost hundreds of dollars

“My grandma could make that!” YOUR GRANDMA LOVES YOU ENOUGH TO SPEND A MONTH MAKING YOU A SWEATER FOR CHRISTMAS, I HAVE NO SUCH AFFECTION

This is why I cherish my handcrafted garments by friends and my partner like they’re made from magic. They spent time and resources MAKING this for me. For ME 🥹

viridianriver:

ladyshinga:

poor things, well we should definitely make this easier on them by never repeatedly mentioning their name and deeds on the “reblog things forever” website

Oh yay it’s the “cover evidence before the court case” move

It’d be a bummer if there were hundreds of pages of their content archived on the internet archive

Or backups of their YouTube channels

arcan6yo:

robotsandfrippary:

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fresh, clean no-terf version for reblogs!

Your mom and aunts aren’t on tumblr.  Please warn them about this as well. 

[Image description: Two smartphone screenshots of a Facebook post by a person named Sheila Toll posted 2 Sep. It is black text on a white background and the post is public. The post reads:

I am a Family Doctor and I want to keep a promise made to a patient. 

Julie was a healthy, post-menopausal woman in my care who came in for a periodic health examination. One of my routine questions, in what is called the “Review of Systems”, was to ask if she had experienced any vaginal bleeding. 

She said “No” but then laughed and added, “Other than when my period came back for a few months last year”. 

All health care professional are taught early on that ‘vaginal bleeding in a post-menopausal woman is Cancer of the Uterus until proven otherwise’. This comment by Julie was, therefore, a red flag (no pun intended) prompting further questions, an examination and an ultrasound of her pelvis. 

Julie was surprised to see me so concerned, especially since the symptoms had not recurred over many months. 

Sure enough, a pelvic ultrasound and tissue sampling confirmed Cancer of the Uterus. 

Julie underwent a hysterectomy and radiation therapy. She is now healthy, cancer-free and is expected to stay that way. 

After all this was done, Julie sat ME down for a talk. She told me she’d had no idea a ‘short return’ of her period after menopause was a danger signal. Furthermore, she addressed the topic with friends over coffee and discovered that, out of 20 women, NONE of them knew this symptom was abnormal! She admonished me to “Tell women this! Don’t assume we know it!”

From that day on, I have kept Julie’s advice in mind when talking with post-menopausal patients. But recently my wife suggested that I should take this to a wider audience. 

So, Julie, this is for you: 

If you are a post-menopausal woman and your period ‘comes back’ or you have even one episode of vaginal bleeding, TELL A HEALTH CARE PROFESSIONAL and insist on having it investigated! 

Wishing you all good health and long lives. End image description.]

parotcardsroxy:

dragoncarrion:

Fucking hate ai bitches this shit is poisoning my search results just like that tumblr baby crow post fuck y'all for real

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LITERALLY LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP. IS SHE NOT GOOD WNOUGH FOR YOU

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sailorfur:

When will my husband (Ao3) return from war (is up again)

dragonsspire:

prolibytherium:

I will say I get the vibe that a lot of peoples interest and support for strikers is a bit too much for a vicarious ‘burn it down’ thrill, rather than for the actual goals of a strike.

Like UPS has agreed to come back to the table and it is very possible they will concede to Union demands and avert a strike. And if that happens (so long as the union does not make concessions on its key demands) it’s a good thing. It’s a victory for the laborers. It is the same ultimate conclusion that a strike would intend to produce except without the workers having to go on (not so great) strike pay for a week or two.

We want them to win. A strike is an aggressive negotiation that we want to workers to win.